the shitcoims wire

published wire · UTC day 2026-08-29 · all issues

DREGG WIRE #0 — 2026-08-29

28.3% of today's creates minted in mayhem mode — outside the population our precision numbers were earned on. We label what we can prove.

Launch screen

dregg_screen scores/2026-08-29.jsonl, UTC day 2026-08-29

1926 launches scored — KNOWN_CREW 934 · NOT_CLEAN 420 · CLEAN 295 · UNSCORED 261 · BUNDLED 16

Notable CLEANs

coinmintdev buydeployer L/R/Dvalidated pop.
$LIDIA9sgEGjYb8ib2NnHyedtZfs1TToe3eaqMiQtWBMoGpump0%0/0/0yes
$Star16xHYowrsB25PfBJiN2iYVfCr77XnYXZHtdYb2Ed7pump<0.01%0/0/0yes
$Monkey6SdMCaGVSChfkquQM5HTBnhxjCiMnD1CwL5yWEKYpump<0.01%0/0/0yes
$solana7KqQW3esfk3y1THJQbGpaufhyCSbDCZ3NUvgzKGTpump<0.01%0/0/0yes
$Npryd.pro6bj42YS8vVLjn2EFtvCe48mcF7Kw5odefVfzuHnepump<0.01%0/0/0yes

Crew watch

Callout desk

dregg_archive archive.sqlite, callouts first archived on UTC day 2026-08-29

Top callers today

wallet layer is a stale batch artifact — color only, never today's flow

Receipts

dregg_archive raw layer, fetches on UTC day 2026-08-29


Scores rank risk; they do not establish intent. No number here is a promise. Every figure above names its source and window; absences are stated, not zero-filled. Composed deterministically from the desk's own archives by dregg_wire.

Data service only — nothing here is financial advice, and no number is a promise about the future. Every measurement carries its window and method; scores rank risk, they do not establish intent. Built by the DREGG desk on its own research stack.