the shitcoims wire
measured intelligence on the pump.fun PvP battlefield
UTC day 2026-08-29 · data through 2026-08-29 19:20 UTC · regenerated with each publish
Everyone selling you "alpha" is guessing. We spent a season measuring — 106,639,238 transactions and 728,017 active wallets, measured end to end (bulk corpus 2026-08-05..14, 10 days) — and we publish what the data actually says, with receipts you can check and a window on every number.
today on the desk
dregg_screen scores/2026-08-29.jsonl, UTC day 2026-08-29
dregg_archive archive.sqlite, callouts first archived on UTC day 2026-08-29
the day so far
the launch screen
Every pump.fun launch, scored within seconds of birth against a crime ledger built from the corpus: deployer history, birth-slot bundle shape, crew wallet fingerprints. the screen admitted 8.5% of validated launches with 100.00% of admits clean of rips (95% CI ≥ 99.95%) and 99.97% clean of collapse (95% CI 99.91–99.99%) (validated 2026-08-26..28, seeded history (B1), n=91,505 launches). In the same corpus, coins bundled at birth ripped 1.65% of the time against 0.055% for unbundled — 30× (fresh corpus 2026-08-26..28: 20,895 bundled (≥5 birth-slot buyers) vs 45,322 unbundled), and sniper crews reuse wallets: same-deployer birth-slot sets overlap at mean Jaccard 0.26 against a 0.0026 day-matched null (fresh corpus 2026-08-26..28; degree-preserving null 0.0075).
Holders get the live CLEAN feed and on-demand /screen lookups.
See today's public sample →
the callout record
Every callout on the board, archived the moment it appears — caller wallet, thesis, entry price — then measured from the chart, not the highlight reel. The platform's "peak multiple" prints beside our measured return, and the removal ledger remembers what quietly stops being served. Season baseline worth knowing before you follow anyone: buying the callout feed averaged −11.9% at 1 hour and −43.6% at 8; two or more callers inside 10 minutes → −64.7% median at 8 hours (callout-edge study, 314 callouts / 222 mints, run 2026-08-15).
the daily wire
The tape, every day: launches and verdict mix, crew watch, callout desk, receipts. The season's headline for whoever thinks the crowd knows something: the crowd netted −738,301 SOL in 10 days; only 32.5% of wallets finished net-positive (wallet-estimator layer over 58,718,411 priced legs, 2026-08-05..14).
Read the latest public wire — the gated edition adds the full tables. Browse the archive →
why trust it
- Receipts, not vibes. Every fetched body is archived byte-exact and sha256'd; daily manifests anchor completed days so yesterday cannot be rewritten.
- Their claims and our measurements, always labeled. A provider-claimed multiple never appears without the label saying whose number it is.
- We publish our misses. The same program refuted entry prediction, callout-following, and copy-trading — publicly, with methods and windows. The research record →
access
Access is the token. Hold 888,888 $DREGG, then DM
@ltshitcoims_bot and send
/verify <your wallet>. You sign one plain text message —
never a transaction — using the signer if your wallet has no
message-signing screen. Drop below the line, the gate lets you go.
Data service only — nothing here is financial advice, and no number is a promise about the future. Every measurement carries its window and method; scores rank risk, they do not establish intent. Built by the DREGG desk on its own research stack.